When making a ‘cute’ funny face.
Expectation:
Reality:
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: justinbieberthinks)
I’ve dreamed of my boyfriend’s ex-love three times in the past two nights. What the fuck.
Maybe I should just stop telling my mom things, lol
Me: Mom, I have such a bad migraine.
Mom: You better not be pregnant.
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Me: Omg, my stomach hurts so bad.
Mom: You better not be pregnant.
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Me: Crap I gained 2 pounds.
Mom: You better not be pregnant.
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Me: These cramps suck.
Mom: You better not be pregnant.
Uhm, I think you catch my drift.
Ha.



